Wow, i when yesterday to the movie and what a movie, omg i go to a lotof movies but this one is kind of the worst i have ever seen. I was somad about it that i spend my money on this kind of movie. For startersthe movie is about piranhas as all of you know. But the 3D effect inthe beginning of the movie is very bad, i mean bad as in your brainsstart to melt. I think the movies is so bad acted that you can startcrying. And there are a lot of thing that you can expect. Actually youcan predict the whole movie. I must say the only thing that was goodabout the movies where the couple of jokes. So if you combine the bad3D the extremely bad acting and the ending that you don't expect notbecause of a good plot but because it stop in the middle of the film.You get a movie that they need to pay you to watch it. i wouldn'trecommend this movie to anyone.

OK, let me start off by saying to those of you who are too moronic andidiotic enough to expect an Oscar worthy movie, you may have your headsup your asses if you expected that, This movie was meant to be enjoyedby those of us here who look for a fun monster flick, and this moviewas just that, a good old time and a great way to end the summer.People, you guys that watch that bull like Slumdog Millionaire, BTW,that movie was an ABSOLUTE DISGRACE and an ABOMINATION. But I digress,Piranha 3D was a treat for me, It had exactly what I expected, funkills, likable characters, the boobs were a plus, I didn't mind it atall. Not sounding like a perv here but hey, if its there then itsthere. Elisabeth Shue did a cool job as the Sheriff, and Ving Rhameswas pretty good, nice to see him in a movie like this. Check out Dayand Dawn of The Dead to see more of him in this genre. I would go onwith the other characters but its getting late so I'll wrap this up.For those of you like me that enjoyed this movie then awesome, forthose who ***** and moan and even were stupid enough to take your kidsto it, then thats your own fault

(Sorry my bad English, I will make my best effort) First I am not a fanof gore, even I had not seen even a trailer of this movie. I justwatched this movie, my review is short: teenagers having fun, someerotic scenes and then a blood bath. In my opinion the scenes were toopredictable: get anxious in a scene, first reaction was a mistake, thenimmediately comes the scare followed by a strong sound.

Merely, without the gore scenes, I think I was watching "Naked WildOn", except for the piranhas.

Some parts of the movie were just awful, I do not want waste timereviewing them.

A few years ago I watched "Elfen Lied", a Japanese anime, my firstimpression was just a nonsense blood bath, however, after viewing thenext chapters, the plot was very interesting, nothing like this movie.

So, if you are not a fan of gore, or at least want a good plot in thistype of movies, do not watch this movie.

I for one cringe when I see those 'crazy / when girls go wild' SpringBreak shots. To me it's like a half-naked Jerry Springer Show freshwith boneheads, STD's, and paternity tests. Don't get me wrong - I wascrazy at that age too, but now approaching 40, it pretty much justdisgusts me to see all that promiscuity, and lack of self-worth.

So needless to say.... When somebody makes a film where all of theseparty-goers get eaten alive by prehistoric piranha - I'm in.

Let's nip this in the bud. 'Piranha' 2010 is an extremely gory filmwith loads of nudity, and many 'that's just not right' moments. Thatmeans parents who strive to keep their children from seeing stuff likethis - will not like it. Anyone offended by severed limbs/body parts orfloating genitalia, will not like this. This film is definitely forthat 20-40 year-old/primarily Male audience who, like myself, have beenyearning and waiting for a stupid horror movie to really push theboundaries of an 'R' rating. I must say that one day after watching'The Last Exorcism' and 'Case 39', 'Piranha' was a pleasant departure.It's an over-the-top, R-rated horror entry that pulls no punches, andIS entertaining for its' demographic.

I think the vast majority of the 1 star/2 star/'hated it' reviews arecoming from those who were flat-out offended by this films'violence/gore/nudity and truly disgusting moments.

Personally, I found the production values to be pretty good. We have acast that's better than usual for this type of thing, and the CGI isn'tall that bad considering there's no other way to show a livingprehistoric piranha.

There's loads of hot women to be found, and nearly all of them will endup as fish food, or stew bones. I must say that Elizabeth Shue lookspretty freakin' hot, and in that regard, she doesn't play second fiddleto any of the sizzling extra's that Aja hired for their assets alone.

The biggest negatives? The plot has no depth and the film is shamefullyshort.

I'd compare this to 'Anaconda' or 'Snakes On a Plane', but 'Piranha' isa touch better than those films. It wasn't nearly as campy as Ianticipated, but it also wasn't as funny as I would have liked it tobe.

'Piranha' is a film that you should know if you can take or not beforeyou press play. If you have any hesitations - DON'T WATCH IT - becausechances are it pushes the envelope that you're hoping it doesn't.That's why I liked it.

58/100

You'll like it if you liked: Cabin Fever, Godzilla, Re-Animator, andNight of the Creeps.

This is a movie you'll either love or hate. You'll love it if: a.you're a guy b. you're a fan of the horror/gore movies from the 70'sand 80's c. if you like one or more of the following things: soft porn,beautiful girls with boob jobs, butts, the MTV channel.

The entertaining effect is maximum if you are a bunch of guys on anight out!

You'll hate it if: a. you're a woman b. you're no fan of horror or goremovies c. soft porn and the MTV channel disgust you.

Basically the movie is like an MTV summer party show with a lot ofblood and gore thrown in.

It's spring break and everyone knows what this means: crazed teens withhormones gone wild party half naked or totally naked on the shores ofLake Victoria when some prehistoric piranhas are set free by accident(earth quake in this case). What follows is pretty clear, only it's aneven more gigantic massacre than anyone expects. You've got a 20 minuteor so scene with piranhas eating away those teenagers, blood running inrivers (literally, apparently 23 m3 of synthetic blood or paint havebeen used for this movie!!), body parts flying everywhere, blondebrainless girls getting their hair tangled in various machines withgruesome results (eeew) and a floating scene that sinks à la Titanicbringing down with it everyone on board. True gore, but the shade ofwit and humor never fades throughout the entire movie. From the wetT-shirt contest referee that dies saying "wet T-shirts..." to the guythat gets his penis chewed off by piranhas ("they ate my dick") and thegirl that fights those terrifying monsters with a (!!) frying pan(ROFL), not to forget the two porno stars that perform some under waterswimming with no strip of cloth on their backs (or any other part oftheir body that is) with a famous classical music piece performed inthe background, Aja manages to make a refreshing, relaxing, funny,entertaining, hilarious movie. The end is not unexpected (I mean we allknow one fish will get away and return in the sequel), but I wassurprised by the idea and found it very original (won't give it away,it's really good!!!)

And to those saying that this movie is an offense to women, all I cansay is that it actually shows how wrong and stupid it is to see womenjust as some bimbos with big breasts. The guy filming them gets hispenis chewed off by piranhas, I think that's a pretty severe punishmentfor his "crime" of being a porno movie producer. To finish let me justsurprise you by saying that I am a woman and I thought the movie cool,but I have the impression that I belong to a very small minority.Definitely funny and enjoyable, and not to be taken seriously! Afterall it's all about "Sea..sex...and blood".

The casting is horrible, the soundtrack is terrible, the specialeffects are worthy of a Syfy channel movie and the story is sostereotypical you can literally predict what's going to happen in eachscene.

One question kept nagging me as I forced myself to sit through thistrain wreck. Why are Ving Rhames, Jerry O'Connell, Steven McQueen,Jessica Szohr and Cody Longo even in this movie? It's almost as ifsomeone wanted to take the worst of the worst and give them screentime. With Mcqueen, Szohr and Longo in it the movie looks like anepisode of a CW series gone bad...and that's saying a lot because mostCW shows are terrible as it is. Why you would cast such whiney, emolooking actors in anything I have no idea but where this movie isconcerned I can only assume the entire casting budget was blown onRichard Dreyfuss and Christopher Lloyd, so the CW crowd was all theycould afford.

As for the effects, don't expect much. If you've seen one of thosereally low budget Syfy channel movies then you've seen these kinds ofeffects before. They look worse then a video game cut sequence and youcan spot them a mile away. The studio even went to the trouble of usingCGI on the beer bottle in the opening sequence, all the fish and themajority of the under water shots. How nice of them. The few times yousee any real effects work like blood and gore type stuff, it lookshorrible. I'm pretty sure I've seen better makeup on twelve year old'sat Halloween.

Do yourself a favor, go watch something from about twenty five yearsago. It'll look better, cost less to see and you won't feel completelyripped off by the time the credits roll.

Watchable but barely. It's relying mostly on asses and boobies. It'sjust like a porn movie without the sex - more on the blood.

The story of prehistoric predators have been used many times. Using itagain in this film made this concept ridiculous.

Most of the actors are lame. Well, I don't think most of them areactors. They're more like porn stars. The film, as a whole, is made ofstupid characters. I mean, the film was made of very, very stupidcharacters.

Like most SciFi films, the movie focused too much on the monsters andthe killings leaving too many chance for mistakes and inconsistencies.

In terms of gore, the film did an excellent job because I was totallydisgusted by the film. I believe that's the only good part about thefilm.